: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
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She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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