She announced her abortion via fbk
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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