Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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