the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
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He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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