let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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