did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
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This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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