My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
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High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
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I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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