i permit you to call me
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
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Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
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