i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
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I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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