idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
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I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
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I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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