Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
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When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
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There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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