I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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