who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
