honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
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She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
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My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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