He is such a slut. More and more my type.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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