Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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