no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
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