Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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