she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
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stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
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Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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