I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
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