That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
How's work?
Spinning.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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