what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
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