But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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Man, jail baloney is awful.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
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Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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