I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
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Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
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I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
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