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(770): View more from Georgia

Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet

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(330): View more from Ohio

She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Tiny.

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I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.

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(470): View more from Georgia

My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.

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(347): View more from New York

Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings

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(915): View more from Texas

Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.

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