Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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