My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
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I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
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I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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