All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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