his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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