it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Do vagina's smell?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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