Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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