My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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