Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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