He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
3pm strippers are depressing
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If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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