Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I smell like Dick and happiness
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
