it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Can Purell be used as lube?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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