Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
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HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
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