Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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