I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
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I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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