sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Do vagina's smell?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Randomize
