If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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