Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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