So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
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I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
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He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
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