Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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