They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
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if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
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Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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