i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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