Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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