Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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