when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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