you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
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it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
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I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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