PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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