why didn't you poke me back
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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