was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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