Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
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Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Drake has all the answers
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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