One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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