if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
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I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
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We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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