How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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