he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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