i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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